Thanks for making me feel like the biggest bag of shit in the world.
MIAMI PART 2, FOR THE WHO 4 PEOPLE WHO WILL READ IT. (myself, JP, Liam and someone who hates me but still likes to be updated with my social life)
So I fly thousands of miles to Miami, FL. I spend a lot of money, I won’t say how much because that’d be rude and the fact that I now burn through money so quickly with my best mate Fred on football and basketball everyday, everyweek…. This is looking bad. I spend my life savings to go to Miami, to cruise the beaches , cruise the bitches, see the Heat v Mavs, do some shopping and GO WATCH SOME WRESTLING. I had quite a tough time explaining to my grandma that I was spending the life savings she supplied a solid 60% of on watching grown men with fake tans covered in oil grapple and straddle each other whilst trying to pin the other one down AND maintaining to convince her that i’m not gay. Apparently seeing the Rock vs John Cena meant nothing to her, idiot.
SO IT IS FRIDAY
I always look pretty! Wrestlemania ensues and it was amazing. I had some little mexican kid stuck infront of me who kept standing up at the wrong times with his massive head. There were a few cockneys near us too which was a good laugh. We got a “Hashtag skidmarks” chant going which you can hear during the celebrity tag team match. A lot of playful fun and a great night
Raw the following day was quite fun. Quite? Sorry i mean AMAZING. Who wants to waste words on something so wonderful you can watch and listen to it
So my trips comes to an end, it was absolutely amazing and i think about it every day. I will return to Miami at some point in the near future that’s for certain. I was just left with one problem.
Getting this back through customs.
It was a struggle to say the least.
It’s not a porn site. Shame though, it’s a great name
I’ve pulled my calf in my left leg going out last night, despite being stone cold sober to the XXX. I don’t know how…
Oh my jesus lord. I realise that writing this in April when i returned would have been much easier, but every memory is still just as fresh in my mind as the minute it happened.
I think they’re going a little far with this advertising lark.
This mad bitch with the Pom-Poms claimed she used to be a cheerleader here for the Heat and she’s getting her job back soon. It was entertaining at halftime, but bitch when the sports is on, THE SPORTS ON, FUCK OFF.
She clearly has the strict diet down as part of her cheerleader regime…
They had massive Wade and James heads, was quite funny.
So. This is new in pop ups….
Claiming to be Whitney Houston…
Shit like this just makes me sick.
The NFL do it too, but i don’t see people calling shit out to them.
It’s a great idea to a great cause. Stop being a fucking muppet
i can’t even begin to imagine what it was like. to be on one of the floors above the attack and know that you have no way of surviving. 9/11 and all of the people who lost their lives, all of the families who lost their loved ones, will never be forgotten.
If anyones interested, message me. I’ll post anywhere. It’s XL in decent condition
I’m just skint and need the £$£$